Monthly Archives: July 2005

just be glad you took health class

Do you suppose many women opt for the generic brand of pregnancy test when weighing their options in the grocery store aisle? Logically, I’m sure that the generic brands must be just as effective, tested, and reliable as the well-known … Continue reading

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trout eyeball ice cream

Maybe I need a different career, if only so I’ll get to deal with new problems. I am so tired of dealing with the same petty, political, this-should-not-be-so-fucking-hard, I just want to do my job crap over and over again. … Continue reading

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always keep a fork in the toolbox

I know I have mentioned before that P. and I should not be trusted with a house, and we discover new ways every day where this continues to be true. Take, for instance, our dryer situation. You know how I … Continue reading

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growing up

P.’s truck was broken into yesterday when he was at the gym. It was the middle of the afternoon in a crowded parking lot, and the gym manager thinks the surveillance camera got the guys on tape. The police said … Continue reading

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being homeowners

We are now homeowners. It makes me a little giddy, being in this house, knowing that it’s ours. It feels exactly like home, even now, with the boxes piled everywhere, and no idea where the majority of my clothes might … Continue reading

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