poor planning

It’s when you’re really sick and you can barely move and you think that maybe some really good medicine might help and of course, you’re not sick in a way that means you’re not hungry (because at least then you’d get the upside of possibly losing a little weight out of it) but instead, you’re oddly really hungry and there’s absolutely no food in the house, of course there’s not. It’s then, when you’re on your couch, wishing for something to make the fever go down and to soothe your sore throat and maybe some mashed potatoes and your assistant is on vacation and anyway, she’s not that helpful because she’s a vegan hippie so before she left for vacation she brought you some “medicine” consisting of herbs with absolutely zero medicine in them, it’s then that you think perhaps being single and alone isn’t the best plan after all.